Darth Michael: Look it's another day ending in "day" wave
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Undercover is So Hard to Do
LEX: Which is why I do it above the covers.
CAT: [agrees completely] Or not in a bed at all.
CLARK: I've heard the ceiling is good too.
CAT: wave
LOIS: Again.
CLARK: Again? /confused/

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“I’m sorry, Lois, but I cannot fly you,” he replied after a short pause.
ER: What now?
Not only is he a stickler for laws, he's a lunkhead.
MAYSON: Why did I dislike him so much again? Oh, right. All the extra paperwork.

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Wouldn’t she also go to jail? And couldn’t she get political asylum somewhere on the old continents? After all, it’s the police persecuting a member of the press. That’s bound to violate some international conventions on human rights and liberties, right?
NEW LOIS: Right, governor!
CLARK: Lois, why are you speaking with a bad British accent?
LOIS: No reason, matey.
CLARK: What? Now, you're Australian?

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So, no sex on a public beach then for them in the future?
CLARK: Nope.
LOIS: Near future.
CLARK: Sure, that's what I meant. [Linked Image]

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Yeah, about that.
CLARK: Why would Lois lie to me?
LOIS: Um... it isn't like I don't trust you, or anything... but for your safety...
CLARK: I'm invu.... *My* safety! That's ridiculous. Wouldn't I be safer knowing the truth?
LOIS: Yes, I do think I'd be safer knowing the truth about you.
CLARK: No, it doesn't work in reverse.

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So, she’s basically telling him that she’s lying to him about everything there is to know about her, including whom she does at night?
Pretty much.

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/whispers: extra comma/
Thanks, fixed.

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Maybe she should give him a Female-To-Kryptonian dictionary?
CANON CLARK: I got the abridged version for our first anniversary. Since then I only say ‘yes, honey’ and keep following her around. It makes for much lower chocolate bill each month.
CLARK: Somebody is whip-ped.
CANON CLARK: I also get nookie on a regular basis.
CLARK: Hmmmm. I see what you mean.

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So, Clark’s going to have a double date with Linda and Mayson over the weekend while Lois is on the Kent Farm shoveling pig waste?
LOIS: Martha, could I get some of that to-go, please?
MARTHA: I'll make sure to include some using that new Green-K fertilizer I bought from the Smallville show.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.