Darth Michael: hyper

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They sure like the blue jumpsuits, huh?
TEMPUS: It’s not *my* fault that that’s the only line of men’s clothing available in the future. *Everyone* looks like that boyscout. If you discount the overweight. Ugh. If the dating-aged women would at least dress up as Ultra Woman instead of Lois Lane, but *noooooo*…
clap Nobody told him that LL=UW, have they?

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SUPERMAN: Hey, I could have come down with a case of green fever and am facing down Luthor. I *could* wield a gun for such a special occasion.
LOIS: What happened to "thou shall not kill"?
SUPERMAN: That only applies to good guys, innocent victims, and the woman you love.
CANON CLARK: eek

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LOIS: grumble Wrong kind of invisibility spell…
HERMIONE: Yep, the Hogwarts of the America is a total party school. She's even more of a muggle than I am... was.

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Oh boy. So, that’s why she went cookoo?
That might have had something to do with it.

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Maybe she’s pregnant?
cool

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Why don’t you come and lie down? I’ll call upstairs and see if we can’t find a doctor to check you out.”
DOC CARLIN: You rang?
ARI: Wait! That's one of the bimbos my husband is dating.
LOIS: Bimbo?... One of?... Wait. Who's your husband?
LEX: Did I mention that she's bonkers? [Linked Image]
CLARK: Well, she did marry you, didn't she?

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So, crazy woman, out on the roof…
But... but... that's like a bat signal for Superman.

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Maybe if she fell herself off the roof…?
HAL: I was just passing through this quadrant on the way to check out the Martian colonies.
BATMAN: I had a date.

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Yeah, sounds like she’s headed for a 48-hour supervision at the psych ward.
LEX: I'm supervisor.

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Neither does Lois tell Clark about the probing that’s going on between her and Lex.
LOIS: I'm probing his *mind*.
CLARK: I know. Otherwise you'd be dead.
LOIS: Are you threatening me, Kent?
CLARK: /holds up hands in self defense/ No, no. I mean, because of the numerous STDs he has.

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What about the telescope Lex has trained on the DP rooftop?
LEX: evil

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Right. Like she would tell him all about her trysts with Lex.
LEX: She’d better not. I bought her wholesale for the entire night. She has no need to recount the details to her pimp for itemized billing.
CAT: Don't worry, she hasn't told me anything either, so nothing must have happened between her and Lex. Then again, she has refused to tell me about Clark too.

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LOIS: I’ll jump off that building before visiting a shrink. I mean it.
Good thing Clark got her off the roof then.

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And he’ll keep honoring her on the backseat of her Jeep when they park in the Metropolis Forrest.
CLARK: /scoffs/ We're not teenagers, and we both have apartments with beds.

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…and the beancounters upstairs need to know before it’s obvious and they can still take action without becoming liable to a discrimination lawsuit?
PERRY: Like I'd tell those beancounters anything.

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LOIS: [trying out her new innocent expression]
CLARK: In my defense, you pseudo daughter is really hot, Mr. White.

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“So, what are you going to do to make sure that you don’t die today?” Perry asked.
ER: Avoid the color green like the plague?
DAN: [waves and points at his new green Hawaiian shirt]
CLARK: [tries to avoid hurling over said shirt]
Why would Dan visit Clark if Lois was avoiding him?

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***End of Part 19***
I think you missed a ‘1’ there…
Thanks, fixed. Must have been wishful thinking.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.