-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --

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LEX: <<huh>> What’s ‘right’? Oh. The EW misspelled. See, the difference between might and wrong is that ‘wrong’ is what people without might do to offend those who have might.
CLARK: Hey, even without my memories, I know the difference between Right and Left.

LOIS: Okay, so where's the phone number of that priest friend of yours?

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No, it’s just that it’s going to be dangerous out there soon, so…
LOIS: So, he's protecting little fragile ol' me? Gee, how lovely.

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LEX: No, not unless you start digging into the walls. Those fiber optic cameras are a great invention. Much easier to conceal, especially during a renovation.
Probably best not to dig into walls 500 meters below ground though.

LEX: [Linked Image]

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They haven’t yet said that it will hit Metropolis. Actually, if it does hit Metropolis, the bunker will be kind of a moot point.
Well, the lack of sunlight will destroy the trees needed to make the paper pulp to make the paper on which the newspaper is printed, so...

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But she does, every day the The Boss™ is allowed to draw breath in Metropolis that is not filtered by steel bars.
LOIS: There's a Mob Boss ruling Metropolis? [Linked Image] How could I have missed it? No wonder Star thought I was blind.

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Actually, there’s a story out there where Lois was his teenage daughter and Lex umm…had her as his companion.
razz I'm guessing that neither of them knew about Ellen's philandering?

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How about the backalley that leads to the entrance of Ralph’s apartment building?
LOIS: I said "Street". Back alleys aren't streets. Anyway, I have no fear of Ralph, when I'm carrying my gun. [Linked Image]

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Suddenly, Lois felt hand on her shoulder and then a cloth covered her mouth and nose. It smelled sweet. She knew that clogging smell. She-
Clearly, there is a story in need of being written.

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No, that could be explained a lot of different ways.
His imagination isn't what it used to be with his memories.

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CLARK: /Lois/ <<bounces off the alley>> /Lois/ <<bounces off the alley>> /Lois/ <<bounces off the alley>> /Lois/ <<bounces off the alley>> /LOIS/ <<finally learns how to fly>>
Not quite.

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He remembers! <<hyper>>
clap Bingo!

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Whine. Mope. Pout. Glower.
Check! Check! Check! Check! Yep. He's not a clone.

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“I’m not that bad,” Clark insisted.
READERS: Oh yes, he is.
But that's why we love him.

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Ooooh! She gets to help him change!
CAT: Hey, I’ve got to get *something* out of this gig.
Saving the world?

CAT: Right. Right. But everyone gets that.

EW: Bragging rights over Lois?

CAT: <<contemplates this option>> evil

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Oh dear. Lois is on the other end of the line and she *heard* this. Cat’s so dead.
CLARK: But I can't love someone who kills people.

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“Cat!” Lois growled loud enough for him to hear. “What the hell are you doing there?”
CAT: Getting him undressed. Why?
LOIS: devil

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Not even close. Not even in the same ballpark.
CLARK: Because she gets mad a lot?

Nope.

CLARK: 'Cause she likes meaty bones?

CAT: Who doesn't?

CLARK: Because she likes chewing on bones?

CAT: Perhaps.

LOIS: [Linked Image] Because when I get my teeth into something I don't let go?

CLARK: No, that can't be it. Because she wants to have lots of puppies?

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.