Originally posted by Darth Michael:
I’ve been buuussssy!
And I'm Waaaaaaaaay behind again. Busy trying not to drop below a 5 part cushion. Barily made it. 103 went to Beta tonight.
For some reason I thought that’s Alt-Clark’s middle name.
Wrong story. Remember the Kents call him Jerome, after his Uncle Jerome (or great-uncle Jerome, Jonathan's Uncle Jerome who raised alt-Jonathan, but died in WW2 in canon).
Plus, he’ll make great friends with his cell-husband Bubba.
CLARK: Good thing I'm quick and have heat vision... for my protection.
They’d better, given how she is often described as a stuck-up matron.
LOIS: I am not!
And she just convinced him that she’s a respectable librarian. Huh, maybe it’s her twin-sister?
He married a stripper in canon if I recall.
LEX: So, I’ll just chain her legs first? That’s cool.
LEX:
He’s rich. He’s got servants. There’s crime in Metropolis.
BRUCE: Hey! I resemble that remark.
ALFRED: I’m not a *servant*.
To work. And not on that x-rated movie for the LFI-deal.
LOIS: But they asked for a sequal!
Well, she was sweat through after that whole bunker incident.
LOIS: Ew! :p Lex sweated on me? I need a shower. Claaaaaaaaaark? Can you show me how your shower knobs work?
Oh, no, that might be predictable.
Me, too! Hope you’re having a great Sunday!
Wow!
I am behind.
