Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Kinda sorta. Just opened the happy page and tried for some variety.
Variety is the spice of life.
Sounds like the wife’s awfully mercurial.
FREDERICKS: Maybe Mr. Kent likes that in a woman?
Did she find the pictures of her fiancée at the bachelor party? The one where her sister (and maid of honor) was the cake-surprise? And then decided to forgive him because he *does* have a smokin’ hot bod? Or because there was a second blue line on the stick the morning before the wedding?
LOIS: No Comment.
It’s not my fault. /blames Game of Thrones and especially waiting for next book/start of new season in 56 days, 14 hours, 58 minutes, and 50 seconds. 49 seconds. 48 seconds.
Is this just a warning that you're going to disappear again in the beginning of... April?
ER: Alt Lois?
EW: Alt-Lois wasn't married at the time of her death.
ER: Who’s to know? She might have gotten married after she went undercover and nobody ever checked the wedding register for a Mr. Alexander Luthor and a Mrs Lois Luthor, ne Lane. Also, actually… now that I think about it… <<ER realizes that he's going off-topic to EW's other extremely long epic>>
Um... I know. It's one of the perks of "Evil Writerhood". Alt-Lois wasn't married to Lex or any other man at the time of her death in the Congo.
But she’s not checking in as the wife, doesn’t write her companion’s last name after her own. So, everyone reading the check-in list can see that a gentleman and a woman of loose morals are occupying the suite, not a husband and wife.
When do hotel registers require a signature from all guests in the room? I often register for a room for the whole family while my hubby unpacks the car and kids.
Also, I just realized, he never mentioned the night chocolates in the even sharing. Probably didn’t want to have the bride call off the ceremony in the middle of the vows. Like some *other* bride was known to do. Well, this bride, actually… <<loses his marbles>>
Which bride called off the wedding in the middle? There was that bride who found sleep more enjoyable than a honeymoon, but she was part frog, so she was already kind-of weird. Perhaps Perry has never stayed at the Lexor and didn't know about the chocolates, or being that he knows that Clark doesn't like sweets, that it would be more of a headache to include them in the vows?
Yes, but after the gorilla I realized why should I even try. It’s like selling 5th-hand stuff in front of uuuu Macy’s? /mutters about needing to try and finish valentines vignette sitting on harddrive for 3-4 years…/
please do! The gorilla was inspired by those
800lbs Gorilla commercials from a few years ago (this one was the only one I could find on youtube).
Hey! That was just a joke… <<has an idea>>
On my romantic comedy plot list, I have a couple, who HATE each other, go to Vegas to be Best Man and Maid of Honor at their best friends' wedding and accidentally wake up the next morning to find themselves married... They decide to stay married, because he's Canadian and needs a greencard, and she wants to shut up her nagging mother, who never expects her to get married. Hijinks and true love ensue. I never wrote it up... maybe someday. Perhaps that's what I was thinking of when you mentioned that plot.
Yeah. Well, not the ceilings, unless he wants to tell her a secret.
CLARK: Oooops.
ER: Of Clark?
EW: Lois denies emphatically resembling that remark about spying on Clark.
ER: Rrrrrrright.
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She was protesting too much.
Of course. He wasn't wearing his glasses. <EW tries desperately for a gfic answer>
But... but... but... that WAS the reason. Do you think that there was another reason he needed a moment of Lois not looking at his face?
EW thinking she might need extra sleep due to being extra slow today.
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Hey! Actually…/imagines Lois pulling a community card “you’ve spent all your rent money on shoes/computer stuff. To ensure you can pay your rent, you have to sell your body to another player for 500 monopoly dollars”/
/EW goes searching on dark side for sequel to Michael's HiM story/ <<Hey, I can always dream, right?>>
I know. I was going for subtle recognition of joke to match subtly of joke-presentation.
Hmmmm. Didn't I mention I was half-asleep while answering this FDK?
LOIS: What? I just kissed him!... maybe there was a bit of propositioning involved, but nothing happened. Nothing happened!
Nothing happened.
/goes and waits over yonder for scene to appear/ <<and waits, and waits, and waits, in vain>>
Um... Busy writing story from HiM... so Lois hasn't yet had time to stretch those muscles. You'll just have to read on.
<<Michael shocked and dismayed at spoilers on the FDK thread>>
My bad! I thought you'd read that one already.
Sorry.
It was b) Did I already mention I loved that gorilla? I do hope he makes a re-appearance. Hey, he could even be sitting there when Lois finally wears Clark down and do a running commentary of what’s going on while eating his bananas. /does not realize when joke has run it’s course/
He might make a reappearance later in the future when nobody is expecting him.
No wonder he wasn’t turned off by feisty Lois. And likes to see her on a leash, too, eventually.
He's been reading too much Twilight FanFiction?
LOIS: Whew. And here I thought he was thinking of stepping out on me with every blonde hussy that crosses his path.
ER: Of course, it could also be a Freudian mother issue…
MARTHA:
CLARK: I knew I shouldn't have hooked up with Rachel again, after she returned from her stint in the military... while I was still engaged to Lana.
LOIS: <<mad>>
CLARK: Why are you mad? It was before I met you and it fell into the bounds of the "relationship closure loophole", right?
LOIS: Because if you cheat on one girlfriend, you might on another!
CLARK: Sooooo, that whole 'relationship closure loophole' doesn't exist in this dimension. Good to know. Good to know.
Kinda sorta. From Lois’s POV. And maybe Lex could ‘find’ corroborating evidence. Actually, did Clark scan the suite for hidden cameras?
That kind of evilness shouldn't be applicable to a good Clark/Lois fanfic.
No, not wanted him. Just more of a hiccup in their relationship due to those circumstances.
Oh, just awkwardness. Gotcha.
Umm… But soundwaves aren’t radio waves. So, which radio signal was blocked by the lead?
<<EW points to her college degree in Classics and to Lois's degree in non-scientific journalism and wonders why ER would think we would know better?>>
LOIS:
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