Henderson’s *so* playing him. BC: -1
Why do I think we're missing someone?
Does that help with his priorities?
CLARK: Ow. <rubbing his head> And yes, it does. Thanks.
Kidnapped Lois + Lex with guns = Dead kidnapper + grateful Lois
Grateful Lois + Lex with a big bed = Lois meowing in pleasure + Lex smoking a cigar
Hmm… Clark’s right. That equation doesn’t make much sense to me, either.
(Grateful Lois + Lex with a big bed) * Total Wackjob = Lois meowing in pleasure + Lex smoking a cigar
There, much better.
CLARK:
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Silly me. I forgot that Lex was a "total wackjob".
Because he hoped it would make for good visual support when he was entertaining other ladies?
Lex prefers them asleep?
Clark, thinking this is perfectly acceptable. Even calling him these things to his face is perfectly fine so long as there are now witnesses or recording equipment that could be used in a defamation of character suit.
CLARK: I coughed, because... hello?... Gfic, people!
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Yes. He usually returned Lois home after sampling the merchandise.
Lex would send flowers afterwards? Isn't that a waste of money?
No. Just a disgusting old pervert.
Well... Duh!
“Hi, Clark. How’s Lois?” Cat asked, wandering into his view of Lois’s desk.
Bugged.
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They need to get her shot more often. Apparently, it’s not yet a common reasoning.
Hmmmmm. Probably that conversation is up there with laughing at Lex having shot her. It's still too early.
In HIS dreams.
Using tiny words and speaking veeeerrrryyyy slooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyyyy.
I may have thoguht it, but I didn't say it.
CLARK: I see I'm not the only one who's been spending too much time with Cat.
Two male persons and one Ewwww = great minds think alike?
/taps foot/ OTOH, it’s getting late, so…
Well, I've written through part 48 at the moment. Does that count for something?
See above response.
