FDK FDK already? Hmmmm. Maybe it's time to post the next part. smile

Originally Posted by Darth Michael
EW: Also, it wouldn't be a VirginiaR story without the inclusion of voices or dreams, now would it? <considers the mental health issues of her main characters a staple>
LOIS: I did not staple my foot on *purpose*! I *was* trying to hit the bad guy, you know?
clap Perhaps stapling my own finger the other day (after stupidly trying to fix my stapler without first removing the staples [Linked Image] ) makes this all the more funny. lol

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ER: /misremembering what happened on Trask's plane/ Oh, right. On their Honeymoon.
CLARK: I don't know. If she had kept kissing me like that on a regular basis, I think it could have lead to a honeymoon much quicker.
ER: Also, I thought she was thinking back to the Honeymoon makeout session.
CLARK: nuh-uh. So-rry! Ruse.
Actually, I... er... Lois was referring to the HiM kiss, but you seemed a bit confused.

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EW: But if Vatman never dressed up as Clark Kent (or Kent Clark), wouldn't that mean he never was?
ER: Hmm…take one cape…subtract a boot…multiply with hair gel… /doesn't buy it/
EW: I also find it funny that Lex never figures out SM=CK upon developing Vatman.

I wonder if there are any stories out there where Vatman dresses up as Clark Kent to try to seduce Lois Lane. [Linked Image]

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ER: Although to be fair, nobody ever told the Superclone to get a live.
LOIS: I was about to, but then he stuck his tongue in my mouth.
ER: Funny how she reacts to the clone the same way she does to Lex K-I-S-S-I-N-G her.
LOIS: [Linked Image] Once you've kissed Clark Kent, there's no going back.
CLARK: Well, golly gee. Thanks, Lois.
LOIS: shock Did I say Clark Kent? Ooops. I meant Superman. Silly me. I wonder why I keep getting those two confused.
CLARK: [Linked Image] I don't know, Lois.

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LOIS: Well, the real one isn't interested. Maybe the clone one would be. I mean, the cloned Superman was.
ER: Yes, but that’s because he was made by Lex.
And Lex has a one track mind?

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LOIS: No, I skipped kindergarten and went straight into first grade.
CAT: Oh, that explains why she doesn't understand men.
LOIS: <still doesn’t know how to operate a stick> Oh, and Clark's not... <got some idea on how to protect her property from roaming cats> I mean, Clark is TOTALLY gay.
CAT: But then again, he likes you. So if he's gay that mean that you're.../looks Lois up and down/ Well, that explains a lot. LOIS: So…the pantsuit and the ‘stache are too much?
I believe she was undercover while in that outfit.

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ER: Maybe he figured he’d get some piece and quiet afterwards?
EW: Oh Loook! Someone else who skipped kindergarten and doesn't understand women.
CLARK: I was helping on the farm…? You know, jacking up the tractor and such…
Don't they make the perfect couple?

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LOIS: Defense? *Defense?* Defense? DEFENSE?
EW: The real reason Lex jumped during HoL.
ER: Realized he already had divorced one she-dragon and he didn’t need the hassle *again*?
He realized that sometimes Bridezilla doesn't appear until *after* the wedding.

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CLARK: Cooties!
LOIS: Oh, you do? Well, thanks for thinking about my well-being. I wouldn't want your cooties.
ER: That he got from Mayson?
Clark hasn't met Mayson yet.
CLARK: Nope. /scratches/ I got this case from Lana.

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EW: Good point. And Yes.
CLARK: No! I'd Never!
LOIS: So you *don’t* want to sleep with me?
CLARK: huh What was the question again?

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Wouldn't it have been funny if Lois HADN'T been exposed to Revenge and yet still came over to dance for Clark, and he thought she had?
LOIS: What? *Perfect* excuse!
On that note, I really should go back to PML – The Whole Story some day…
[Linked Image] hyper

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CLARK: I've seen the way Lois goes ga-ga for Superman. I've never seen, with one notable exception, her ever going the same kind of ga-ga for me.
ER: That’s because Superman dresses like he’s…available while Clark dresses like a monk.
CLARK: But... But... This suit cost me $100!

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CLARK: But that would be like her lips touching mine... /fades away into dream land/... That would be too much like a stalker.
ER: Says the man who has mapped her comings and goings via her heartbeat.
CLARK: Come on. That's not fair. I'm doing what any other hot blooded American male would do if he had my powers, right?

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LOIS: What? Isn't that what everyone does?
ER: The reason she’s still single?
Because no man could pass her back ground check?
LOIS: [Linked Image] No comment.

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EW: He didn't care what her background was because he was already smitten?
ER: But what if she had slept with half the boys in college and most of the professors?
LOIS: Fraud! That's Linda King's history, not mine!
CLARK: Anyway, do you really think I'd *want* to know about that? Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

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ER: They’d have to find a thunderstorm first.
EW: Well, technically, she could go in a ship.
LOIS: /razz/ Technically, I don’t have to do what the EW says, either.
CLARK: /huh/ Technically, I don’t have to do what Lois says, either.
CLARK: [Linked Image] I don't have to do what Lois says!
LOIS: Great. You've broken him.

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CAT: /wonders why Lois and Clark are playing poker while dressed/
PERRY: Which is why Cat Grant wasn't invited back to poker a second time.
ER: Jimmy got too distracted?
CAT: If I only distracted Jimmy, then I have no right being me.
PERRY: /clears throat/ Alice has spies *everywhere*!

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LOIS: Clark was supposed to be listening to ME! My cattiness was justified. Also, I said 'now'. Clearly, she's had more fun previously.
CLARK: /tries to look at own shoulder/ I don’t see a dogtag on my neck saying ‘property of Lois Lane’. Do you?
LOIS: Yes. Keep walking.

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EW: Isn't he implying that Lois never would let a story slip between her fingers?
ER: He’s also implying that Lois would do all the lifting in their relationship.
CLARK: [Linked Image] Wouldn't she do so anyway?

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CLARK: I never said anything about touching your... uh-hem... 'end'. Although... /fades off into daydream land, again/
LOIS: <that’s why I can’t use males as partners>
CAT: /wave/
LOIS: No.
That could be a fun story. Lois and Cat team up to discover the hidden depths of Superman.
CLARK: help

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NOR: So what you're saying is that Earth women are too difficult to tame and we should try to colonize another planet?
CLARK: Well…I didn’t really use my powers to tame her. I was just trying to be persuasive. But hey, whatever works. I hear Venus got some fine women.
Oh, you mean... [Linked Image]

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LOIS: I have wiles! Clark! /hits her partner/ Tell Michael I have wiles.
CLARK: Tons of them! <likes his woman shapely>
LOIS: See. Wait. Was that sarcastic or did you just call me fat?
CLARK: <can’t win with Lois>
LOIS: And you better not forget it!
Like Luthor, Clark appreciates a challenge.
CLARK: What do you mean 'like Luthor'? Now, that's just insulting.

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CLARK: But they weren't Lois, therefore, they weren't in my dating range.
ER: So, his dating range is actually determined by the multi-verse theory?
CLARKs: /wave/
ER: Sorry. And also by just how many Alt-Clarks have already been killed off by their respective Tempus.
That actually doesn't come up in this story.

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LOIS: We don't walk in those neighborhoods and anyway, they're usually in bed when we walk to work.
ER: Had to make sure to keep Clark from getting the wrong idea about how Lois dresses?
LOIS: What's wrong with how I dress?
CLARK: I like the way Lois looks.
CAT: There's really no accounting for taste, is there?

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Riiiight.
LOIS: See? He said I’m right.
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CLARK: Suuuuuure.
LOIS: See, even you agree.
ER: I just realized! She’s just like Sheldon. Doesn’t get sarcasm. Is always right. Got a thing for Superman.
For a second there, I thought you meant Sheldon Bender (not Sheldon from BBT) and freaked out.
LOIS: You forgot certified genius.

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ER: Well…Lois sure looked the part when she tried to get with Stoke.
EW: You mean the shorty-shorts?
ER: And the other…short parts of her clothing. /implying her lack of a proper neck covering/
But Lois was talking about the girl's shorts, nothing else.
CLARK: Lois wore a shirt to Stoke's Club? Are you sure? I can't remember one.

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EW: Didn't Dr. Baines already turn on the chemicals before she kissed Clark, though?
ER: So, at least they’d die all together in a nice fireball instead of Dr. Baines dying all alone in a nice fireball?
So, how exactly is that better?

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CLARK: I don't head butt people often, but the last time I tried to do it with a soccer ball it ended up orbiting the moon. I know, I saw it when I went to stop Nightfall.
ER: So, he’s not good at controlling his head?
LOIS: Okay, so Superman’s out for nookie. Let’s see…The Flash? . Done. Next…
Wow. The Flash is fast.
FLASH: What? She called my name. That's really all it takes.

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LOIS: /drooling over Clark/
CLARK: Nope. Inconclusive. I just can't tell if she likes me.
CAT: Okay, he’s gay. Jimmmmmy!
LOIS: /fist pump/
JIMMY: thud

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The idiot tells one woman he’d do another woman?
RALPH: I keep hoping that'll lead to a three-some, but it hasn't happened yet.
LOIS: Yet? lol

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ER: He must be stalking her.
EW: Maybe he's stalking Kent.
ER: Like in those stories people tell about Batman and Robin?
SUPERMAN: Riiiiiight. Clark Kent is my ward.

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ER: Sent him to meet a bomb?
LOIS: Not on purpose!
ER: Feeling guilty, are we?
LOIS: No! I don't ever feel guilty! mecry

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What if they could also lower the taxes?
POLITICIANS: /rotflol/
What if they *said* they would lower the taxes but then invented a new tax to outweigh the lowered taxes?
Hey, that sounds fairly accurate.

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OPERATOR: So, you’re not in any present danger, then?
LOIS: Only in breaking my heart by telling my partner that I love him.
OPERATOR: Oh, why didn't you say so? We'll have emergency personnel sent to your location immediately.
ER: She doesn’t sound very sincere. Or is she talking about a psychiatrist they send to talk people off a ledge?
Actually, no sarcasm was meant. Women understand heart ache. wink

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EW: I was going for Romantic Comedy.
ER: Aren’t you always?
Um... Yeah... Sure... That sounds good. [Linked Image]

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