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I think I've found my long-lost sister! hyper Please email me the name of the hospital and your date of birth.

All of us in the family have been very confused by my older sister's inexplicable conservatism for some time now. We try to humor her, but you are right - Thanksgiving dinner can be a bit strained.

Please answer quickly, as I think a simple DNA test will clear up this whole mess!

- Vicki

"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster