(I shouldn't post again so soon but it is hard for me to resist this game.)

I have hereby granted you Rita Skeeter's Quick-Quotes Quill which allow your fanfics to write themselves. Unfortunately Rita herself is part of the bargain, and she constantly follows you around and makes up her own stories about you for publishment in the Daily Prophet.

I wish I had majored in business in college.

lisa in the sky with diamonds