Granted. But now you've read everything you have, your favourite authors haven't published anything else yet and you're left with... <cue dramatic scary music> ...Nothing...To...Read. The Horror!

I wish...junk food, chocolate, crisps etc were all health food that made you lose weight and lettuce was looked on with horror by dieticians everywhere.

LabRat (who has regular nightmares about that nothing to read situation goofy )



Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.


The Musketeers