Granted. The <insert adjective here> kids have now tied you up quite thoroughly. Now you can't move at all. Enjoy!
I wish there was readily available incontravertable definitive proof for or against the existance of one or more higher beings (and, if "for," clear information about the nature of said being(s) - name, what's wanted from us, etc.), so that people (especially the ones with bombs) could stop arguing about it.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
