Granted! This one's easy. A blockage occurs in the incoming pipe, drastically reducing the water pressure. Your dishwasher still runs, it's whisper-quiet, it requires quite a bit less in the way of water and power, and the dishes are cool and dry! On the other hand, they're pretty much just as dirty coming out as they were when they were loaded in.
I wish I had a ready and free supply of all the good quality sugar-free chocolate I could comfortably desire.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
