Granted! You can think of as many wishes as you want. But they're real wishes. Personal ones. Ones that matter. You'd have to be crazy to put them here, only to seem them twisted and ground to dust.

Meantime, you're stuck in front of the screen, thinking of things you really want but know you can't have and realizing that, besides driving yourself nuts with longing, you're completely wasting your time because you can't even post them.

I wish I had my own personal two-seat Harrier jet (capable of vertical take-off and landing and relatively high speed flight), complete with trained, qualified, and licsensed pilot/chauffeur.

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.