Granted! You now know how to ride a unicyle! Unfortunately, there's no one around willing to sell, rent, or build you one. If you had one, though, you'd know how to use it!
I wish the governments of the world were run by competent and qualified people with the best interests of the populace at heart.
Paul, who also finds "granting" wishes easier than "making" them. (Then again, I never was very good with a blank slate. I freeze up when presented with too many possibilities.)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
