Granted. You now realise that your perfect career to give you happiness, satisfaction and a decent paycheck would be a job as an Old Norse/ Medievalist professor. Unfortunately, there are only three of those actually employed as such in this country, if that. So, your perfect job is unattainable until one of those surprisingly healthy people dies off.
I wish textbooks weren't so expensive.
See, I have many, many practical wishes that need granting, my befuddled wish-granters.
