Ooh!
This is hard because I see a few possible authors. There are obvious clues along the way that seem to point to several different people and I'll betcha whoever wrote it did all that on purpose!!
That would teach her, he thought, picturing the sorry, saggy little puddle of Clark-clothes on the sidewalk.
That made me laugh sooooo much!!!
“Hey, I could look up Cat!” Clark suggested innocently, as he fingered a Batman costume. “She always liked me.”
Heeeee! Batman! *grins*
OK, so the line about Cat always liking Clark makes me think this could be Judy (JDG) since she had a story that had that in it - that Clark should look her up and all. But this isn't really her style - at least, it doesn't match her other stories much.
The "FADE TO BLACK" is something I've seen Tank do a few times, but there's no haircut in this plus I don't think he'd really write a pregnant Lois, would he?
The fact that this is 4th season and the bit about the naughty elf makes me wanna guess Jax, but she said something about nfic in the sign-up thread, so I guess not.
And, well, the nods to Batman... *giggles*
Heh. I really have NO idea. But I thought it was cute and funny and I really enjoyed it!!
