I will admit that I have no idea who the author is, but I want to thank them for this line:
"Who? Who is 'they'? Who is it that you think is out there breeding elves?"
I can see a spin-off from this where Lois & Clark head off to the North Pole to discover the identity of the evil villain who is breeding elves, probably in some strange plot to destroy Christmas. Nope? Just me and my weird sense of humour? OK then... (Alisha runs off and hides from the strange looks she's certain she's now being given!)
