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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
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ER:/ties Lex on steel table and gets out scalpel/

LEX: What did *I* do? What did *I* do?
ER: Used Lois as a weapon? Blew up the Planet? Spied on Lois?
LEX: But I wasn't even IN this part!

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NIGEL: Sell her? No, The Boss has his own harem she can join. Asabi, can you dose Miss Lucy with proper amount of Revenge?

LOIS: Yuk, that smells like the MetSewRecFac. Anyway, still bored by Lex.
LUCY: Oooh! Billionaire! [gets her harem on]
NIGEL: I haven’t even sprayed her yet
Silly man. A woman can smell a wealthy man at a hundred paces.

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CLARK: <hides what he did with Rachel and his fiancée> No, not me. I can't imagine why I forgot about me. That was just silly. / does happy dance / Lois thinks we're still involved.
ER: Lois really does know how to pick em, huh?
LOIS: Tell me about it. :rolleyes:

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ER: What about the videccus plant?

EW: It's on the other side of the desk. It's the phone she needs to worry about more.

ER: Yes, but wouldn’t the plant recording her leaving either way?
So, she can't got to the loo or talk to her co-workers outside of her office? Or hand in her copy? She's just chained to her desk?
LEX: [Linked Image]

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Oh, look! A yellow Superman lunchbox.

JIMMY: So, you're saying I should have brown bagged it.
JIMBO: What did *you* do? That was a collector's item!
ER: Yeah, the only one with a built-in bomb.
JIMBO: Uh... no. I went with the basic model.

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LEX: But if Lois wasn't hurt, she would think it was okay for her to go down to that side of town whenever she wanted.
ER: So, learning experience, then?
LEX: [Linked Image]

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Now, Clark. I know the bullet wounds hurt, but still…

[Huh] I thought you guys wanted him to stand up to Lois more?
ER: /looks left/ [who did?] /looks right/ [not me]
Oh, sorry. Well, um... okay?

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EW: How does Lois exposing SM to Krytponite imply that Lex was to blame for Clark's kidnapping during Nightfall?

ER: Lois now exposed Clark twice to Kryptonite given to her by Lex. Doesn’t matter whether it was intentional or not.
CLARK: I beg to differ.
So, Lex isn't to blame, Lois is?

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“You’re sounding paranoid,” Phil said.
Hormones?

LOIS: [Mad] Just because a woman is paranoid doesn't mean she's hormonal!
ER: So, it’s more of a mental situation then?
DETER: You called?
LOIS: laugh

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