Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: /hides some Wonder Woman issues/ No, honey.
CLARK: /notices other magazines under the mattress/ Honey? Who bought these Iron Man and Thor comics?
LOIS: Oh, those? <<grabs them>> Those are mine.
CLARK: Honey, you know that some of us are god-like without the use of a hammer? And aren't cocky billionaires, right?
LOIS: <<flipping through comics>> Uh-huh. Huh?
CLARK: <<aside>> At least, it wasn't Batman.
LOIS: <<shakes head>> He's too dark for me. I like my heroes light and fluffy.
CLARK: Fluffy?
LOIS: Not in that way. I meant like huggable like a stuffed animal toy.
CLARK: Fluffy?
LOIS: Anyway, I like smarts in my villains more than in my hero.
CLARK: Fluffy and dumb. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
LOIS: It just makes it more fun when I defeat them.
CLARK: You?
When *you* defeat them?
LOIS: <<opens robe to reveal a WW costume>> How about these attributes?
CLARK: *You're*
Wonder Woman?
LOIS: Again with the disbelief? Now, who's blind? Oh, and, *DUH!*
Ooooh! So you’re going to up the posting schedule to three parts again so you can finish till Christmas (35 weeks by 3 parts…)? Oh dear. I’ll have to work harder again at keeping up.
I can't write that fast and see my kids, so unfortunately not.
