Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Yeah. It’s got to be either that or they don’t get published at all.
PERRY: No, Ralph, those aren't the right dates for the Obit. Try again.
No wonder he also still doesn’t know about the birds and the bees. Maybe she *should* have Cat subbing for her when she’s otherwise engaged. To Lex.
CLARK: No, that's okay. I'll just read up on it at the library... what's that about Lex?
/Lex whistles as he watches Nigel pack a bomb laced with Kryptonite and affix a ‘for the groom’ label to it/
CLARK: Let's just forget the big wedding and fly off to Vegas. We'll open our gifts later.
LEX:
Being that he also abducted him, and pushed him off the boat, I'm thinking theft is the most minor of his crimes at the moment.