but but but Wally’s 300 pounds of wobbling, sweating fat. Of course, he’s got bigger ones. They also have a lot of drag.
Oh, you mean he needs a "bro". (aka a man-bra, or is it called a 'man-ssiere'?)
WALLY: What? I don't weigh 300 pounds. 240 at most. And it's all muscle.
CAT: <looks him up and down> 340, and he definately has more wobble than me, but it's mostly around the gut area.
ER: Prosecution rests its case.
MET STAR HEADLINE: Daily Planet reporter arrested as main suspect in gruesome murder of reader. Superman insists it was not premeditated.
LOIS: <<innocently>> Well, if they read the Met Star, they really should be expecting it, shouldn't they? BTW, see Female Hawk's "The Accused" on the accuracy of Met Star's inaccurate reporting of those type of events.
