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According to Lois: No.
LOIS: That's not true! Everyone is allowed to have opinions. Mine just happen to be the only right ones though.

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True. And Lex might be wise to just let Superman have her. Or is that the other way ‘round?
Actually, "Clark" in this case. But a "Dan Scardino" might work in a pinch.

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Right. Huh, why is Lois drool-shaking her head?
I'm sorry. Did you think Lois was the only blind character in my story?

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“More funds for a more educated police force”? Oh look, Preston Carpenter already organized a charity function to that regard. You can read all about it in the Star.
And look! It's being held in that old condemed building. I hope nothing happens to the guests, requiring a rescue from Superman.

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/nods/ Just watch what happens when Lois nibbles his ear.
CLARK: I plead the Fifth.

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I was just trying to be helpful?
LOIS (to Lex): And, you're going to tell me that you weren't thinking about doing it all along?

LEX: I would never... Lois, how could you EVER think of me like that?! I respect you too much to ever, consider doing anything that dirty and pleasurable to you.

LOIS: Pleasurable?

LEX: <<all innocence>> Well, are you saying that I wouldn't enjoy myself with you?

LOIS: How about we never try and find out?

LEX: [Linked Image]

SUPERMAN: <<standing sternly with arms crossed>> I agree with Lois.

LEX: Spoil sport.

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/nods/ Soon. Just a couple more months till the Honeymoon Suite.
grumble I knew I shouldn't have had Cat teaching the sexual harrisment workshop.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.