Michael: 
And, no, another POV isn't like the sequel to
Another Day.
It’s like those guys who like using whips on themselves.
HENDERSON: Pretty much.
He is *quite* judgmental, isn’t he?
HENDERSON: Are you saying just because I don't have a national stage <<cough, newspaper, cough>> to aire my opinion, I'm not allowed to have one?
You mean, like sailing a thousand ships to win her back? Well, reclaim her.
HENDERSON: No, I totally get a beautiful face is worth rescuing, but if it's accompanied by a smart-alack mouth... Menalaus might be wise just to let Paris have her.
Oh dear. Also, Clark’s not very good at following through on his Superman’s-dead-and-buried routine. Unless Superman’s now an Undead Kryptonian American
CLARK: I just didn't want to look like creepy stalker boyfriend, especially since she's already has a creepy stalker. Superman watching Lois's apartment seems like concern for her well-being. Me, doing it, creepy stalker guy.
She pays Superman in kind?
She pays Superman with good press for giving her the story? Possibily.
Nah, glutton for punishment.
Tomato/potato.
He hasn’t. Besides, it’s cheaper than toilet paper.
She didn't know he swiped the paper from a collegue. And they really need to pay the MPD more, if that's the case. Lois will write an article, if it means less MPD reading Met Star trash.
CAT: No, they’ve already found the witch.
LOIS: I'm not a witch!
CAT: Me thinks she protests too much for someone who was never accused of said crime.
LOIS: Um... Look, a naked man!
CAT: <<looks around>> Where? Where?! Ugh, Ralph! I'm Blind!
LOIS:
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Lois got her hand on some Kryptonite and had accidently over-incapacitated Superman in her ardor?
Nope, Kryptonite hasn't shown up in this dimension yet.
HENDERSON: Really?
‘Patrolling’ means he’s watching single, brunette women with shot-up arms in their apartment.
Tomato / Potato.
True. Say, will she still call him a friend when he pokes her with other things without her consent?
LOIS(to Lex):
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That's NOT allowed!
LEX: He said it! <<points to Michael>> Not me!
/goes and buys ‘probed by an alien’ t-shirt as wedding present for Lois.
LOIS: I'm getting married?
She’s getting older and only takes them on one-after-the-other these days?
It's been a long 48 hours.
/nods/ She spent the night.
Yes, and Lex is upset at missing the outtakes!
Well, he wanted a naughty girlfriend, now he’s got one.
CLARK:
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Why didn't anyone warn me?
What’s the difference between a creepy stalker and a superhero?
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X-ray vision.
SUPERMAN: I'm not using my X-Ray vision to look into Lois's apartment unless I hear something usual, like Lois laughing, or cooking.
Yeah, I can just picture that headline: Superman only takes on small incidents – Tommy Garrison proven correct.
Oh, so you do read the Met Star?
Maybe if he built an ice castle in the Arctic and locked her in there?
That's going a bit to the extreme. Anyway, she'd probably get cold, and he'd have to warm her up with his heat vision, and that would melt the ice... it would be a huge mess.
Maybe consummating would help him sleep?
CLARK: But I told her I'd wait until she's ready.
Lucy can order take-out like any good Lane woman.
So, tactile danger is less than visual danger?
Pasta is more of a sensory overload, with the taste, and the sight, and the smell, remind Clark of Lois touching him and telling him that she wanted him.
Or she’s just enjoying her little game of cat and mouse. Wonder when she and Cat will become best friends.
Not for a long while.
It’s getting time for Crush!
EW: <<checks outline / timeline>> So it is.
Ooooh! This is going to be fun in the future
Clark adds another item to his list of things he wished he'd never done.
Drat. Here I thought he might awaken from an extremely graphic non-nightmare.
Lois isn't the only one who needs to heal.
He was one of the few to stick around and you *killed* him?
Not CLARK! And I didn't kill the guy, tornados did.
Wouldn’t it be fun if they called him ‘Clark’?
EW: <<hugs compuer>> Wouldn't it?
So, she won’t be going for a trip in the Big Brother house even when it’s a paid gig?
LUCY: I've leaving one psycho roomie. I don't need a house full of them.
Lois is always in danger. Watching her is very prudent.
CLARK: See! I'm not an idiot.
Well, when he’s out with Batman, it’s Superman who’s dressed in drags.
SUPERMAN: It's because I like color, isn't it?
BM: I'm Batman!
LOIS, a few seconds later: “Fine. I’ll call him right away.”
CLARK: <<Who just flew in>> Hello? Hello? That's strange I could have sworn my phone was ringing.
I thought the vacation was just a ruse?
But Alt-Dimension needs a Superman! They've got all those people walking around with Tempus guns.
Wait! Herb doesn’t know, either?
Doesn't know what? He knows that this Lois had similar things happen to her like the Lois from his dimension, but he assumed Kal-El of this dimension died on impact because he was never adopted by the Kents.
That was not in the plan.
WELLS: That was *my* plan.
Oh dear. He never realized she *wasn’t* truly bonkers.
Nope.
Oh? Innocent bystander getting wacked accidently?
Lois is currently going through the 5 stages of grief. Anger, anger, boinking her partner, anger, and anger.
Mad Dog?
Also, it’s that time of the month when she’s just been shot.
If that were the case I doubt Menken, Lex, or Superman would have made it out of that alley alive.
So, Ralph’s made his appearance?
He had to be hired at the Planet at some point to be around by the time PML happens, right?
And that’s a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen. The first in the Planet’s history.
Ralph suing Lois? Lois suing Ralph? Jeanine suing Clark?
