88. Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book, by Dave Barry
This is one of Dave Barry's earlier books, containing columns he wrote when he lived in Pennsylvania, but the humor is just as funny as after he moved to Miami.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
