One of the students told me I should read this, and he was right -- it's a short, cute, funny take on what might have happened if Darth Vader had raised Luke.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”