The birds and the bees? I've been assured that the whole thing is a myth.

From what I've heard, if you stick a bird and a bee together in a cage, odds are nothing will happen. Well, I suppose there's a chance the bird will eat the bee or the bee will sting the bird or something, but that's hardly likely to get either one of them pregnant, you know?


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.