Boys are found in cabbage patches, girls are found in roses.
There's the stork. There's the one where you go to the hospital and choose which one you want.
There's mommy swallowed a watermelon seed (that explains the tummy).
Generally, kids repeat whatever Granma says, but based on my own kid - a bright kid knows babies grow inside mommies and come out when they're ready. But how mommy gets pregnant may be a bit of a mystery.
