Actually, the moonshine I've seen, you can tell it's pure alcohol. It's clear, it stinks to high heaven (teetotaller... can't stand the smell of alcohol) and it's got an extremely high alcohol content.

Hard cider is most likely the best bet. After all, everyone likes cider, and if some just happen to ferment... wink

"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited