The only time I've ever been drunk was off of Jello shots. Those things are very sneaky cause you don't realize how much alcohol you're consuming. OTOH, I don't know if you'd find them at a festival.
Perfect specimin of the male physique? I'd say Dean circa S2, but that's probably not the first person that most people outside of folcdom would think of. I'd go with Arnold Schwartenegger (however you spell that) or Sylvester Stallone, or Vin Diesel or Danny Devito.
~Anna (who hopes everyone knows she was just kidding on that last suggestion)
