Elena, the Evil-One (with a capital E and a capital O), thought this was all going too well, though, and so she decided to have a bit of fun. She started off by bringing Lex back into the heart of things, and Lex proposed to the tall Irish lecturer, who eagerly accepted because she'd always secretly liked him.

Clark found himself alone and abandoned again, but the red-haired Marie-Sue (who got in there before Mary-Sue - Hah! - all right, it looks like Mary-Sue got in there first, but with the time difference and all we'll say Marie-Sue snatched him anyway and Mary-Sue married a clone that Marie-Sue had planted there to fool Mary-Sue) came to the rescue, though still giving him a big kick in the tush for being as faithful as a weather vane.

K. laugh


- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.

~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~