...until Clark remembered *again* that he had a thing for tall women, especially if accompanied with the hint of a Scottish accent, and went on a year-long search for the woman of his dreams.

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ONE YEAR LATER

"Mary-Sue!"

"Clark!"

"I've found you at last! Marry me and save me from all these writers who want to kidnap me."

"I'm all yours, Clark!"

The Definitive and Very Final End.

Y.