What? No haircut?
Actually, I knew that even if Wendy did a wonderfully evil false ending that she wouldn't include a haircut. That's just to get back at me for the little 'in-betweenie' I tried to slip in.
Clearly the most evil part of this was robbing Kae, and the others of their chance to step into Lois' place with Clark. Now that's a true Tank ending.
Tank (who finds it amusing that most of the 'Tank' endings that others write are much more evil than anything Tank ever wrote himself)