My nick is one that I've had since I was very young. Apparently there used to be a character called Sammy Sparrow on one of the local radio shows. I never heard it, I guess it was before I was born or something, and I don't know which channel hosted it. My dad and my uncles would say "Sammy Sparrow" in a sing-song voice every time I entered the room.

Sam


I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.

—Lois Lane