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Lois locked her door, jogged down the stairs, and out her building’s front door. She waited for a car to pass, and then jay-jogged directly over to the man in the brown jacket, who was leaning on the building across the street.

“Hi,” she said, stopping and holding out her hand. “I’m Lois Lane.”
Looks like she’s servicing her newest customer some pretty mean balls.

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The man looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights of her semi truck. “Hi, Lois,” he squeaked.
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“Nice to meet you, Mitch. I used to date a Mitchell, but I dumped him because he was a total hypochondriac.” She paused and waited for him to respond.
Good thing Mr. Luthor has issued a mandatory sickness aversion therapy to his employees.

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Mitch merely stared at her as if he had never spoken to a beautiful woman before and wasn’t quite sure what to do.
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“You can tell your boss that Mitchell’s really a nobody and completely unimportant in the grand scheme of my life. I’d have totally forgotten about him, if your names weren’t the same.”
So, Mitchell going to phone in sick tomorrow, claiming he’s got two broken legs?

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“Do you think your boss would be dating me if I were an idiot?”
No, if she were an idiot, he’d be doing her and then send her on her way.

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“It’s not your fault your boss is all paranoid about my well-being.”
So, he’s working for Superman and she’s not into shooting the messenger? Which bizzaro-zone did we fall into now?

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“This is a list of all my appointments today and tomorrow, so far. I’ll be jogging ten miles this morning. I’ve included the route, there, since…”
help

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Either he returns my phone calls or he stops hiring personal security to follow me around, so I can get on with my life,”
How about option three: Have her escorted into his dacha, make a nice weekend out of it, and then dispose of her remains in the Hobbs river?

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He liked Phil, and still was amazed that this guy attracted a woman like Cat. He wasn’t Cat’s normal type.
He doesn’t know because he doesn’t usually x-ray guys?

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“So, did you two used to date?” Phil asked, taking a sip of his water.

Clark shook his head. “No.”

Phil leaned forward. “Why not?”
Because Clark prefers to hang out with priests and play with icicles?

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“Nobody’s perfect,” Clark corrected. “Take those blinders off now and you’ll be happier in the long run.”
I don’t think Clark socialized much back in his home dimension.
LANA: Tell me about it. I could never take him anyplace I’d like to get invited to again.

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“Lois and Clark often misunderstand each other.”
LOIS: I understood him just fine. He called me a lying skank who’s whoring out her body for a bit of ice on her ears and hot wheels underneath her buns.
CLARK: I understood her perfectly when she told me to suck it up because she’d never marry a loser-freak like me.
CAT: rotflol So, he’s hoping they’re never going to invite Lois and Clark for the holidays?

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“That Lois hates everything to do with marriage,” Cat lied, taking another sip of her champagne.

Clark took a sip from his glass as well. “Not everything, apparently,” he grumbled under his breath.

“Yes, Clark, everything.”
Including the groom
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