Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Just, well…earlier today… stuffed it into the return envelope
Is THAT where you've been disappearing off to, recently? Sue's dark side.
JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
ER: Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.
LOIS: Oh, come on. *I* didn't blow Dr. Baines up for kissing Clark. I just wanted to.
CLARK: /dumbfounded/ Whhhhhhaaaaat? She was talking about Luthor.
LOIS: Oh. - My bad. Never mind.
ER: Actually… [reminds EW about the literal 'Messenger']
Ooops.
ER: And option three about Arthur also seeing a stripper on the side.
EW: /flabbergasted/ Chow is cheating on his stripper wife with another stripper?
ER: /explaining/ Arthur’s cheating on Cat with a stripper?
CAT: I think I've just been insulted.
LOIS: Nah.
ER: Oh. EW just called Cat a stripper. My bad.
CAT: Well, that's not the worst thing I've been called over the years. I thought at first you meant that *I* was the cheater. I *don't* do that!
