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LOIS: /starts digging in her Rolodex for cheap Russian assassin/

May I recommend "Anton"?
/checks inbox again/ [Linked Image]

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JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.

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EW: I believe Michael was referring to bees and hot lava.
Actually, just the pea soup she had for lunch.

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I was implying other naughtiness on Mrs. Claus's part.
wave Michael

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