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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: They’re not in the room. They’re positioned outside, so she won’t see them.
EW: So, Superman only needs to enter from within the building?
ER: In the next room. In the walls and the ceiling. Stuff like that. I’m certain you can build a ballistic Superman trap using Kryptonite and a Lois as bait. Ballistic as in Superman is able to crash into the room but will be unable to leave due to the Kryptonite.
Oh, like Bobbart's story. Gotcha!

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/signs Clark up for a subscription of LFI/ Better?
JIMMY: CK, man, you're holding it upsidedown.
CLARK: But Lois like to be on top. She said so.
JIMMY: um... /glances over his shoulder again/ CK? That would just make it a picture of a naked girl on the ceiling.
CLARK: The post-it note said I'm supposed to hold it upsidedown and then use my imagination.
JIMMY: How's that working for you?
CLARK: /closes magazine/ I like the idea of Lois on the ceiling, but that woman looks nothing like her.

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LEX: There is no proof I ever had plastic surgery.
LOIS: Lex, there's no proof you've ever done anything. I bet there's no proof you ever were born. [Linked Image]

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SUPERGIRL: Duh! He looks like the boogy-man from Mom’s bedtime stories. I might be rebellious, but even I won’t do everyone.
Oh, I hadn't realized that Clark had illustrated their early adventures.

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LOIS: Yes, but I'm not getting paid by the hour.
PERRY: So, I can move your overtime expense report in the circular filing bin?
LOIS: Now, hold your horses, there, Chief!

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CLARK: You forgot the most important part.
LEX: Which is?
CLARK: Superman rescues her in the end.
LEX: Oh. It's one of *those* fantasies. I see.
ER: /guesses/ Horrific nightmare?
Only for Lex.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.