Hey, you were warned that it was a SPOILER, so it's not my fault if it spoiled your fun.
Yeah…right. As if it’s the kids’ fault when you wrap up the presents with shiny bows and put them on display like that and they open them up early.
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That shouldn’t take more than 10 minutes, right?
He's not the only one working, so he has to move at human speed.
CLARK:
Why I should have chosen an office job with a private office, like that accountant my friend Abby knows.
plus he had a little bit in savings.
I thought that got all stolen…?
I'm sorry. Did you assume that the Luthor House for Homeless Children was in a good section of town with ample firehouses and had working fire alarms and smoke detectors?
Well…roasted kids makes for bad headlines
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She’s wonderfully snobbish!
LEX: /knew she was perfect for him./
So, you don't think part of her attitude is an act?
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So that's where that extra comma I put in during Part 171 went. Thanks.
You’re one for recycling every little bit of paper dirt, aren’t you?
LOIS: If this is some kind of snide comment about my looks being like a horse, then we're through! /marches quickly out/
/has some sugar cubes for her/
Well, perhaps Lex was planning something to occupy the hero's time.
SUPER HERO: Ooooh! Look at that lovely Lois in my bed.
LOIS: Ribbit?
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He could lock her up afterwards?
But then he'd have to cancel the wedding and that would just look bad.
They eloped?
Also, Mrs. Cox is an office assistant. She isn't the maid.
So, *that’s* why she’s always taking care of him in his office!
On my summer reading list (downloaded already onto my Nook awaiting for me to have spare time. lol Whatever THAT is.)
SPARE TIME (noun): See time not spent writing, having fun with FDK, taking care of kids or house.
LOIS: I have a lot of spare time!
Good thing Clark's invulnerable.
LOIS: Hey! <the ice queen is angry>
Watch out for icicles!
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LOIS: He’d be lucky if that’s all the bites he’d get.
Crabs?
Um… yeah, let’s go with those.
Plus, he doesn't want to a) explain to Lois why his balcony doors need repairing, and b) doesn't want to have to repair them.
Also, that was at the time this was happening. Not after said events took place.
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Maybe some stronger psychoactive medication is needed?
LEX: <strapped to a bed and drooling like a buffoon> Ari, I'b subbosed to be gebbing marrieb. Leb me oub of here.
Ah, did you figure out what the three things Lex took out of his safe were?
Well… Kryptonite. A holoprojector. And protection?
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Oops? Superman? She didn’t call Octopus. Maybe she liked it?
CLARK: But... but... but... He was TOUCHING *her*!
LOIS: He still hasn’t learned apparently
I figured this SM would be smart enough not to meet with Luthor, just because the billionaire requested it of him, so I came up with another trap method.
You really want to earn those horns before your vay-cay, huh?
Sadly the eye roll smilie was removed during upgrade.
Need to mention this to Annette on the other thread…
19 smilies, 10 of which were ext. images. Thanks.
Thanks for counting. So, maybe 15 smilies plus 10 images… Or unlimited smilies
Why Corban really needed the extra cash?
PERRY: Where's Kent? I need someone with a brain to talk to.
LOIS: Good luck with that halfwit.
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So…oops?
LOIS: Great going there, Superbrains.
But Lois was in trouble.
Did she say ‘Octopus’? No? There you have it.
Yes, but then he'd be stuck with a murder charge. Especially if said "victim" doesn't corroborate his story.
So, suddenly he’s concerned with what’s appropriate?
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ER: /nuh-uh/ Mrs. Cox should really have gone with a watch-replica. Would have been so much more hurtful to him.
SM would have been in pain but Luthor would be tossed out the window in his rage and then he would have taken over where Lex left off?
Oh, because of the red one that momentarily boosts his powers and then makes him horny and mad?
Perhaps there's another reason for his dulled brain as well.
Seen a photo of a naked Lois recently?
Thanks for funny comments.
You’re welcome
Michael
