Last one for tonight, because it really is past my bedtime.
Oh dear. Funny, I’m thinking this morning should have a nice full inbox to wake up to…
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LOIS: /with chocolate on her face/ It's like putting out a box of chocolates and telling me that they're not for me.
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It's really hard to do saves during tax season.
MARK: That’s why I have joined an entire team of super heroes, including Dark Blade. CLARK: Yeah, but Dark Blade is a nice dude. Batman’s a douche.
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Take too much time and seed money.
Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem, given how financially handicapped Clark is. Who would want him to manage one’s money or taxes.
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Why do you think I had the younger Black brother do it. Apparently, it will look like some kind of personal retribution, and with the files gone, nobody will be the wiser that what's-his-name never stayed at the Luthor House.
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You really want Lois believing that you think she's honestly snobbish? dizzy
But…but…
Originally Posted by The Pilot
CLARK: Or was it the day Perry put me on this case with you? (off her look) That's it. You resented the fact that... LOIS: Perry foisted an inexperienced... CLARK: Snob. LOIS: What? CLARK: You're a snob, Lois. LOIS: Well, coming from Mr. Green Jeans ...
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Quote: You’re one for recycling every little bit of paper dirt, aren’t you? So, you all want me to skip past all the fun stuff and jump to the end?
What? How…Why…?
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Are you so close to the edge that taunting Lois seems like your only option?
Well…Lex is also playing with dangerous beasts…
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Quote: SUPER HERO: Ooooh! Look at that lovely Lois in my bed. LOIS: Ribbit? CLARK: Bruce!
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ER: They eloped? Without a honeymoon?
No, elope and then honeymoon?
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Lois doesn't write or clean house?
LOIS: I'm a reporter! Of course, I write!
LEX /to-do list/: Get Lois a French Maid's costume to wear.
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CLARK: But... But... But... It wasn't good touching.
Maybe he should ask first? Maybe it was just rough sex? Given how Lex wasn’t actually doubled over and holding on to very private things? Well…looking for them on the floor…
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But I don't have "Do not torture Clark this year" on my New Year's Resolutions.
So…you didn’t go for the hard ones?
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lso the new laugh smilie looks more someone sticking their tongue out than laughing.
LEX:
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LOIS: Good luck with that halfwit. Well, in Perry's defense, he is surrounded by the Miner brothers and Jimbo.
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CLARK: And if she was falling from a building and forgot to shout "Octopus" I should just ignore her then, too?
LOIS: See!
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Quote: Seen a photo of a naked Lois recently? CLARK: Um... no. Why?
Just thinking…
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RALPH: Oh, sorry, man. I can help you with that. Here's a black market copy I picked up on the street yesterday.
LOIS:
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But…but…
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