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If you come to Florida in summer, bring a coat. You'll realize why the minute you step inside a building.
Oh yes! Yes! Yes! I soo agree with you! What is UP with the air conditioning?! It was like having Africa and the Arctic side-by-side - brutally hot outside but teetch-chatteringly cold inside! Floridians have NO concept of air conditioning levels.

But then, I noticed the exact same thing in Toronto supermarkets. I had left my guard down, as I had left Flroida behind, and wandered in unsuspectingly in my thin cotton blouse. All of a sudden I had stepped into the Ice Age, and my sinuses exploded. I had to stay outside, cowering among the shopping carts, while my uncle bought the groceries.

“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.