jaxon xavier: POW! ZAP! ha-ha! i, X, rule the world! take that, supes! ha! don't even try, kent! ooo, lois floating in! nice try, but i won't shoot her. ZAP! SHOOM! whee! now it's just you and me, lois. come here, you floating angel...
computer: X, there's someone at the door.
jaxon: well, tell them to go away. i'm busy with important matters.
computer: okay, but i don't think the IRS agent will be happy...
jaxon: aww, man. and we were just getting to the good part, too.
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superman: okay, so here we are in the ionosphere. things look pretty strange from this perspective, but you can learn a lot about particle interaction if you look closely.
alt-clark: interesting. yes, i see... i never really came up here in my world. i was too focused on hiding my powers.
lois: wow, what is this place?
superman: lois?! what are you doing up here? you can't fly!
lois: i can't? oh, right. uhm, about that...
superman: yes...?
lois: HELP ME!!!
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lois: wow, CK, las vegas sure is more exciting in your world! i mean, "the star trek experience" is pretty cool in our world, but this is amazing!
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superman: lois, what are you doing here?
lois: i don't know. where are we?
superman: i'm not sure. what do you remember?
lois: well, i'd just had my hair cut. see? nice and short? then i went home to see lex, and he said something about being bored with me. i cried and said i didn't want a divorce, and he said not to worry, divorce wasn't what he had in mind. that's the last thing i remember.
superman: the last thing i remember was being attacked with kryptonite. it was too much. i passed out, and when i woke up, i was here... what about you, clark?
clark: i'm not sure. i was walking along, and i heard a gunshot. next thing i knew, i was here.
lois: so... we're all dead?
clark: sounds like it.
superman: so this must be -- hey, what's that buzzing sound?
clark: what? oh, now i hear it. odd.
lois: i know that sound!
superman: you do?
lois: yeah! it's lex's alarm clock! lex, wake up! you've got a meeting in half an hour!
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lois: huh? what is this place? clark? superman? what's going on?
CK & SM (in unison): we are the flying kent-els.
lois: what?
CK & SM: we came from worlds apart. we came for you.
lois: what are you two going on about?
CK & SM: we are one.
lois: i see...
CK & SM: you are blind, but we bring the light of truth to your darkness.
lois: if you say so.
CK & SM: listen, and the solution to the great mystery will be revealed.
lois: oh, good. so what do i have to do to get an explanation around here?
CK & SM: you have but to ask.
lois: okay. good to know. what the heck is going on?
CK & SM: you are on a spiritual journey of discovery.
lois: uh-huh. and just how did that happen?
CK & SM: you ate take-out from ralph's pagoda.
