look, lois! i just saved... chuckie?! okay, now what do i do? he's a serial killer and he's not even really alive. he can't go to jail, but i can't just let him loose, either. should i have even saved him in the first place? help me, lois! i'm so confused.
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superman: can you believe it, lois? i just found this little guy in a dumpster. how could someone do that? what is wrong with our society?
lois: you do know that's a doll, right?
superman: a doll, lois? a doll? no, lois, this isn't just a doll. it's a 1975 madame alexander limited edition "baby brother michael" in near mint condition! what have we come to that someone is willing to just toss out a priceless gem like this?
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superman: i went to the address you gave me, lois, but all i could find was this.
lois: i don't understand. what was that doing there? are you sure you went to the right address?
guy behind superman: uhm, excuse me... uh, superman? can i have that back, please? it's mine. see? we've even got the same hair and nose and...
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