Superman: Okay, I'll give you back the doll and blanket, but only if you promise to do Clark's laundry for a week.

~*~

Superman: Look, Lois! I found my blanket and baby doll from my childhood!

~*~

Lois: I don't care if the thing cries, spits up, chews down french fries or wets its pants. I don't want it.

~*~

Lois: I don't think a doll is an adequate way to prepare for parenthood.

~*~

Doll: Ma-ma.

Lois: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

Superman: Calm down, it's just a doll.

Lois: I don't do kids - not even plastic ones.


Imagine.