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But I write a lot of stories which have never, and will never be posted. A couple of those stories have even gone to my Beta readers before I decided not to post. A lot more have never even been sent to my Beta readers.
You do know that is punishable by FoLC law, right? Fic *must* be posted! Now.. now I'm going to have to sic my cat on you. Sammy, attack! No, not pets, attack! Yes, I love you too, now attack! Fine. Go sit on her wrist, or something. *goes to find another punishment*

"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited