smile1 This one seemed familiar but I wasn't sure. So with the aid of google it's Lois\'s Return by Chiara Prato.

Now for a great story. Lots of fun! goofy
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So, as I was saying, I have a pretty strange life. It took me a while to understand the difference between what happens around me and what most of the rest of the world considers normal. For example, "Oh, it was probably some jerk with a shrink ray." is not, in fact, considered a normal response to the question, "Hey, what happened to my lunch?"
Tricia cool