Rule #95 - Remind Lois she needs to take a day off every once in a while.
- Ways to distract Lois into taking a day off from Daily Planet:
#95a - take off a day from work and Super duties yourself (Take a deep breath. It's okay; you can do this. The world probably won't end),
#95b - bet her that you can go longer without using your powers than she can without working,
#95c - marry her, (Lois Lane, not a clone, not some New Kryptonian lady, her - See Rule # 91)
#95d - take her to Smallville,
#95e - (extreme case - use only in a dire emergency) ask Lois to get rid of some green K for you. Preferably in the Bermuda Triangle (then keep a long-distance eye on her. Who knows what kind of mischief she might get herself into while there?)
