Originally posted by VirginiaR:
Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
[b] #67 - Lois may hate the holidays, but that's only because she hasn't yet spent them with you. Only you can change her mind about them.
Shouldn't that be #71, as #70 is also taken?
Anyway, I'll continue with rule
#72: If you need to stop Lois in rant mode, just kiss her.
#73: If Lois needs a new plant for her desk, get her a cactus.
#74: Never ever hide your boss in your closet - she'll get the wrong idea.
#75: Lois always gets her way. Don't try to stop her, just go along, and you two will be fine (with a little super help).
#76: If you like Lois with long hair, don't introduce her to Tank Wilson.
#77: Before you have to leave for NK, get Lois and fly her through a thunderstorm, that should keep her safe for a while.
#78: Keep her challenged.
#78a: If you want her to do something she wouldn't usually do, make it a challenge.
#79: Don't bet against Lois. She wins. Always.
