Rule # 25 - Actually, don't trust anyone attracted to Lois. For some reason, she’s a slime-magnet.
(Yes, I recognize the irony of that statement. )
VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.