Originally posted by Christina:
*sheesh these feel like they're much harder, don't they?*
Harder than the Clark Rules? Or harder than killing Superman off?
Rule #34 - Double Fudge Crunch Bars are your friend. Keep a box of them in your drawer for emergencies. (Don't tell Lois!)
Rule #35 - Lois does not like odd or strange gifts / art, especially sent anonymously.
Rule #36 - Do not make angry. Stay calm. No sudden movements. I know it will be tempting to fly off -
don't!
Rule #37 -
Do feed after midnight.
Do get wet. (Repeat)