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Rule #15: Chumpy is a word.
Yep.

#82: When both of you start talking at the same time, let Lois go first. (After all, you were raised to be a gentleman.)

#83: Before you move in together, install a smoke detector in the kitchen.

#84: Regardless of #83, Lois does rate 5 stars in the kitchen. sloppy
#84a: She also rates 5 stars on the ceiling or any other place you can imagine.

I better stop now, before my mind is completely in the gutter.

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)